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Warming up to the Joe-kster’s bathroom humour

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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber


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23-Sep-2019