Worst Aid

When you know you’ve tried CPR resuscitation too long



CPR Resuscitation - Skeleton giving CPR First Aid treatment too long to a dummy heart attack victim

First Aid courses for the elderly and by the elderly

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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20-Nov-2017