Family Ties

It runs in the family

Like father, like son

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Family Ties - like father like son























Family traits passed down from one generation to the next

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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