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Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

There can be no true response without responsibility; there can be no responsibility without response. - Arthur Vogel

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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15-Oct-2019