SuperKid

Faster than a speeding protester

Flying through the air with the greatest of ease


Super Kid Flying Through The Air

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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