Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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18-Feb-2018