Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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20-Jun-2018