Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

New alert for Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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23-Jul-2019