Yesterday I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high.
My cholesterol was high.
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.
My Doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated,
and it would solve my physical problems.
He said, “Just think in colours. Fill your plate with bright colours.
Try some greens, oranges, reds, maybe something yellow,
and eat an entire bowl of bright colours.”
And sure enough, I felt better immediately - I never knew
eating right could be so easy!
Now stay healthy, and eat your colours...
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
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