Yesterday I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high.
My cholesterol was high.
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.
My Doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated,
and it would solve my physical problems.
He said, “Just think in colours. Fill your plate with bright colours.
Try some greens, oranges, reds, maybe something yellow,
and eat an entire bowl of bright colours.”
And sure enough, I felt better immediately - I never knew
eating right could be so easy!
Now stay healthy, and eat your colours...
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
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There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
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Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
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I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
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The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell
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