joe-ks.com

Colour Food
Colour is good for your diet


Yesterday I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.

My blood pressure was high.
My cholesterol was high.
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.

My Doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated,
and it would solve my physical problems.

He said, “Just think in colours. Fill your plate with bright colours.
Try some greens, oranges, reds, maybe something yellow,
and eat an entire bowl of bright colours.”



And sure enough, I felt better immediately - I never knew
eating right could be so easy!

Now stay healthy, and eat your colours...


see also   Diet,  Doctor  &  Food  Sections

Latest Olympic Sudoku Puzzle: #15001
Olympic Sudoku Puzzles
Egyptian Pyramids provide perfect backdrop for shoppers
Arab WALMART
Ken lost the instructions on how to change his Ostomy Bag
Balloon Man
Truck non-safety - how NOT to work on your pickup
Mexican Repair Shop
Restoring a previously-restored Classic Car
Uplifting Antique Car
Hi, my name is Cliff - drop over some time!
Pickup Dropoff
Scientists in 4015 discover intact 2,000 year old dinosaur skeleton
Jurassic Squirrel
Tired of hearing, 'We never do anything together'?
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Little Johnny prefers pet food to veggies
Pet Food Tester
Where savings do not apply to the elderly
No Senior Citizens Discounts
Flatulent racecar driver approaches takeoff speed
Redneck NASCAR Astronaut
Bike stuck in time
The Bicycle Tree of Vashon Island
1950's segregation at the Memphis Zoo
Segregation Is A Two-Way Street
The secret is out in Chelsea!
Gay Marriage
Message from the dog
Cats Don't Know Sit
Jethro is prepared for the next moth invasion
How Bachelors Kill Moths
Who needs a Denver Boot when you've got a Tokyo Hauler?
Motorcycle Enforcement in Japan
Submissions by Gene JasterFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

28-Jul-2015

QR Code

G'Oldies

Chinese New Year Greeti ...
Elton or Eltoff?
Darth Vader Models
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Undertaker Bike
Frozen Fish
Senior Lemon Picker
Unger Games
Makeup Mirror
The Van Gogh Family Tre ...
Sinko de Mayo
Triple Bypass Burger
Why Sharks Circle You B ...
Farm Machine Music
Norad Santa Tracking on ...
Redneck Calf Feeder
For Those Who Love Thei ...
God Loves Drunk People ...
McDonalds in South Amer ...
Hunting Statistics
Bug Backpack
Texas Diet
Winter Chair
Green Beards
Tank Top Security
When It's Game Time, It ...
Water Mask
Boneless Chicken
Best Clock Ever
Cop Chase
Blonde's Cooking Diary
Cell Phone Bottle Opene ...
Dutch Cowboy
Carpenter Bee
Communication - How To ...
Bike Carrier
Holiday Songs for the D ...
Fat Friend Prayer
Blind CarGo
Eat Your Vegetables
Monster Truck Pull
Ball Bait
Trash Can Computer
Beerful Church
Jewish Holiday
Obama's Stimulus Progra ...
Historic Texting
Jim Class
Baby Juggling
Horse Mane Macrame
How To Hire Engineers
Run Down Apartments