Yesterday I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high.
My cholesterol was high.
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.
My Doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated,
and it would solve my physical problems.
He said, “Just think in colours. Fill your plate with bright colours.
Try some greens, oranges, reds, maybe something yellow,
and eat an entire bowl of bright colours.”
And sure enough, I felt better immediately - I never knew
eating right could be so easy!
Now stay healthy, and eat your colours...
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
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Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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