Colour Food

Colour is good for your diet



Yesterday I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.

My blood pressure was high.
My cholesterol was high.
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.

My Doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated,
and it would solve my physical problems.

He said, “Just think in colours. Fill your plate with bright colours.
Try some greens, oranges, reds, maybe something yellow,
and eat an entire bowl of bright colours.”

Colour Food is good for you

And sure enough, I felt better immediately - I never knew
eating right could be so easy!

Now stay healthy, and eat your colours...


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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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