Stretch Elephants

Stretching your imagination in Africa



Stretching Elephants

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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26-May-2019