Redneck ATV

Bubba’s new all-terrain 4 wheel vehicle



Redneck ATV

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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19-Dec-2018