My Life in Segments

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My life broken down into segments

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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


see also   Aging  Section
3 Stages Of A Man’s Life
4 Stages Of Life
Bacon Is Life
Balanced Family Life
Better Start In Life
Extension of Life
Leading a Remote Life
Life And Beer Are Very Similar
Life Cycle of a Chicken
Life Extension
Life Sucks
Life’s Reflections
Monastery Life
My Life Goal
One Of Life’s Equations
Secret For A Long, Happy Life
Sometimes Life Just Isn’t Fair
The Wheels of Life
Throw Your Life Away
When Life Gets You Down
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

 

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