My Life in Segments

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My life broken down into segments

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G.K. Chesterton

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - Allen Saunders

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Anonymous

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

see also   Aging  Section
3 Stages Of A Man’s Life
4 Stages Of Life
Bacon Is Life
Balanced Family Life
Better Start In Life
Extension of Life
Leading a Remote Life
Life And Beer Are Very Similar
Life Cycle of a Chicken
Life Extension
Life Sucks
Life’s Reflections
Monastery Life
My Life Goal
One Of Life’s Equations
Secret For A Long, Happy Life
Sometimes Life Just Isn’t Fair
The Wheels of Life
Throw Your Life Away
When Life Gets You Down
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously


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