My Life in Segments

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My life broken down into segments

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Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Life in 2015: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. - Unknown

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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3 Stages Of A Man’s Life
4 Stages Of Life
Bacon Is Life
Balanced Family Life
Better Start In Life
Extension of Life
Leading a Remote Life
Life And Beer Are Very Similar
Life Cycle of a Chicken
Life Extension
Life Sucks
Life’s Reflections
Monastery Life
My Life Goal
One Of Life’s Equations
Secret For A Long, Happy Life
Sometimes Life Just Isn’t Fair
The Wheels of Life
Throw Your Life Away
When Life Gets You Down
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

 

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