My Life in Segments

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My life broken down into segments

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

The true object of all human life is play. - G.K. Chesterton

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - Henry James

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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4 Stages Of Life
Bacon Is Life
Balanced Family Life
Better Start In Life
Extension of Life
Leading a Remote Life
Life And Beer Are Very Similar
Life Cycle of a Chicken
Life Extension
Life Sucks
Life’s Reflections
Monastery Life
My Life Goal
One Of Life’s Equations
Secret For A Long, Happy Life
Sometimes Life Just Isn’t Fair
The Wheels of Life
Throw Your Life Away
When Life Gets You Down
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

 

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