My Life in Segments

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My life broken down into segments

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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. - Unknown

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. - Steve Jobs

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W. Somerset Maugham

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J.K. Rowling

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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4 Stages Of Life
Bacon Is Life
Balanced Family Life
Better Start In Life
Extension of Life
Leading a Remote Life
Life And Beer Are Very Similar
Life Cycle of a Chicken
Life Extension
Life Sucks
Life’s Reflections
Monastery Life
My Life Goal
One Of Life’s Equations
Secret For A Long, Happy Life
Sometimes Life Just Isn’t Fair
The Wheels of Life
Throw Your Life Away
When Life Gets You Down
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

 

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