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A little prevention goes a long way


A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”


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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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17-Aug-2017