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Father of the Year

A little prevention goes a long way


A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”


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Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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13-Dec-2017