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Father of the Year

A little prevention goes a long way


A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”


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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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21-Apr-2018