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A little prevention goes a long way


A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”


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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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21-Aug-2019