Father Load

Father of the Year

A little prevention goes a long way


A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”


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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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20-Oct-2017