SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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A Wee Fit
“Break In Motion” Brake
Bridge Slide
Bridge Uplift
Car-nage
Car Plunge
CarGo Loads
Deconstruction
Filling The Water Truck
Got Your Nose
“Honey, I Lost My Job...”
How To Load/Unload Your Boat
International Truck Bed
Johnny On The Pot’s Plumber Truck
Lost Axle
Overpass Passover
Overpass Underpassed
Oversize Load
Pickup Dropoff
Portable Shower
Power-Full Logging Truck
Redneck Truck Jack
Safe Removals
SinkHole Pickup
Train Hits Deer
Truck Driver Birth
Truck Lift Repair
Trucks with “Down” Syndrome
UPS and DOWNS
When Not To Stop Too Fast


 

Haunted Pancakes

No Neck

Five Pound Note

Selena Stopmez

AirHeads

Redneck Power Windows

Race Break

Mirror Fence

Look Both Ways

No-iPhone Kids

Dog Haircut

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Donkey Refill

Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides
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21-Oct-2019