OJ Book Signing

Just when you think OJ can't stoop any lower...





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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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23-Jul-2019