Grass Walker

“Turf’s Up” for this guy’s plan to greenerize the city



Grass Walker walking in circular grass walker

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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19-Sep-2017