A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White see also Animal, Language & Pun Sections Big Bird Feeder Chicken Farm Wedding Chicken Photobomb Chicken Pie Chicken Rider Chicken Shoes Chicken Wire Art Comfortable Chicken Fast Beach Chicken Free Chicken Strips High Wire Bear Feeder How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man Hummingbird Feeder Life Cycle of a Chicken Polish Chicken Farm Redneck Bird Feeder Redneck Chicken Farmer Things That Taste Like Chicken |
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