Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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23-May-2019