Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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21-Jul-2019