Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson


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14-Sep-2019