Vampire Drinks

Another round, bartender!

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they’ll have.

The first vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of O Positive.”
The second vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of AB Negative.”
The third vampire says, “I’m the designated driver. I’ll just have a glass of plasma.”

The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, “Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!”


 

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22-May-2019