Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse.  Unknown If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.  Jeff Foxworthy Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.  Jeff Foxworthy Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? 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