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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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22-Sep-2017