Poopception

The art of Bird Dropping



Bird whitewash on car windshield

Poopology - Identifying bird health problems through bird droppings

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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Bird WhiteWash
Car Whitewash
Happy Bird’s Eye UU
Jar of Birds
Porsche Bird Droppings
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Typewriting While Driving

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High Stakes Golf

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22-Sep-2017