Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face



Astronaut gets pie in the face inside his space helmet

“Houston, we have a problem” originally meant a
genuine report of a life-threatening fault.
Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Houston, we have a problem. - James Lovell

Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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14-Oct-2019