Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face



Astronaut gets pie in the face inside his space helmet

“Houston, we have a problem” originally meant a
genuine report of a life-threatening fault.
Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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21-Aug-2019