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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou



 

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20-Oct-2017