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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou



 

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