Months Apart

Like father, like son



Like father like son

It’s hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Type faster. (when he was asked what he would do if he only had six months to live) - Isaac Asimov

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer



 

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28-Jun-2017