Months Apart

Like father, like son



Like father like son

It’s hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards



 

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19-Feb-2018