Months Apart

Like father, like son



Like father like son

It’s hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson



 

Value Added Cheese

High Heel Gum Shoes

Empty Your Car Sign - Street Smarts 4U

Antelope Web

Chain Gang Message 4U

Anti Social Social Club

Computer Multitasker - He Be Da' Man!

The Unsinkable - Take 2

Palestine Regifting

Tree Standout

Bird's Nest Beard

Lakescape

Mega Samurai Puzzles C

Bathroom Surprise

Tooth Loss

You Can Keep It

Buffalo Prod

Bird Cam

Japanese Keyboard

Strange Old Vehicles
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17-Aug-2017