Cheaper Than Gas

It pays to be a wine connoisseur



Wine Is Now Cheaper Than Gas

Cheap wine as an alternative-energy source
Finding a cheaper alternative to buying gas for your car

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

I live in the past. It's cheaper there. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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25-Aug-2019