Car Paint

Stress-full inside view of a newly-painted car

It ain’t paint that’s bothering this car driver



Car Paint whitewash job on the car

Finding a cheap way to paint the inside of your car
Secure your paint cans with friction top lids

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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25-Nov-2017