Bacon Pancakes

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain