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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim



 

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28-Jun-2017