Stealth Photographer

A photographer’s pregnant goose blind

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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