Stealth Photographer

A photographer’s pregnant goose blind

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies



Stealth Bird Photographer

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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19-Sep-2017