Stealth Photographer

A photographer’s pregnant goose blind

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Stealth Bird Photographer

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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