I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog

Kids stare contest with the dog

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Anonymous

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S. Truman

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

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