I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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It's like kissing Hitler. - Tony Curtis

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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