I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


see also   Dog,  Friend  &  Kids  Sections
All Fun And Games
Biker Kiss
Canadian Kiss
Childhood Romance
Fish Face
French Kissing - Wise Advice
Gross Christmas Kiss
Hygiene On The Farm
I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman
Kissing Clothes Pins
Kiss-ter Eggs
Kissing Booth
Koi Kiss
Long Kiss
New Year’s Kiss
Owl Kiss
Pig Valentine
Professor Kisses
Pyramid Kiss
What An Earfull
Witch Kiss

 

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21-Aug-2017