I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Anonymous

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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