I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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Great, kid. Don't get cocky. - Han Solo

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Anonymous

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Nietzsche

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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