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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

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