Dentist Waiting Room

Taking a bite out of a scary trip to the Dentist

A visit to the mouthroom of a child’s Dentist



Dentist Waiting Room

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty


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17-Aug-2017