Dentist Waiting Room

Taking a bite out of a scary trip to the Dentist

A visit to the mouthroom of a child’s Dentist



Dentist Waiting Room

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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