Why Go To Church?
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One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for Church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.”

“Why not?” she asked.

“I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said.
“(1) They don’t like me, and (2) I don’t like them.”

His mother replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to Church:  (1) You’re 49 years old, and (2) you’re the Pastor!”


see also   Religious  Section
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Atheist Holiday
Bible Reference - Emergency Contact Numbers
Bible Sudoku
Center Of The Bible
Christian Sudoku
God is Impartial
God’s Little Instructions
Psalm 23
Psalm 129
Psalm 404
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Youth Pastor’s Last Speech

 

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23-Sep-2019