Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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23-Sep-2019