Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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24-Apr-2019