Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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15-Jun-2019