Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

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Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw


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26-May-2019