Subway Swing

New vacation plan announced for underground swingers



Subway Swing

QuotaBills
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational? - Unknown

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


see also   Travel   Section
Swing Dad

 

Anon-y-moose

Complaint Jar

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Free Coffee

The First Selfie

Motorcycle Moon

Flat Tire Repair

In Three Pictures

Shofar So Good

Lawyer's Genie-ous Catch

Octopus Pasta

Special Delivery

Snorkeling in Winnipeg

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles F

Spilled Milk
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

24-Nov-2017