joe-ks.com

Pothole Brothers
Boys will be boys - Little Johnny’s watered down version

After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, five year old Little Johnny, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic.

“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?” she asked as she shook Little Johnny in anger.

“We were just playing “Church” mommy,” he said.
“I was just baptizing him... in the name of the Father, the Son and ... in the hole-he-goes.”


see also   Little Johnny  &  Religious   Sections

Elvis and Michael Jackson found alive in South Carolina
Redneck Stars
Sampling grapes from a blessed wine press
One At A Time
747 and 757 - close call formation flyers
Formation Flying for Jet Airplanes
Finally - a wine glass that fits my needs!
Aussie Wine Glass
Why golf is like marriage
Golf Wisdom
Best place to buy Zookeene, Hallopinyo and Bail Pepr
Texas Roadside Produce Stand
Latest Music Sudoku Puzzle: #15019
Music Sudoku Puzzles
Deckside pool with out-standing view
Pool Apartments
Going ape at the zoo
Captive Audience
Why some electricians lead a “short” life
Safe Working Practices?
CPR for dying laptops
Computer Resuscitation
Don't step on the line!
Redneck Speed Bump

Submissions by Simon PentzFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

04-Aug-2015

QR Code

Top Joe-ks

Phrases, Expressions & ...
Spring Flowers
Redneck Quotes
Mission Statement Gener ...
Texting Abbreviations f ...
Husband Day Care Center
British Columbia Place ...
Redneck Grills
Daffynitions
Books Never Written
Elastic Baby - Family S ...
Niger River Crocodile