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Pothole Brothers
Boys will be boys - Little Johnny’s watered down version

After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, five year old Little Johnny, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic.

“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?” she asked as she shook Little Johnny in anger.

“We were just playing “Church” mommy,” he said.
“I was just baptizing him... in the name of the Father, the Son and ... in the hole-he-goes.”


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