joe-ks.com

Pothole Brothers
Boys will be boys - Little Johnny’s watered down version

After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, five year old Little Johnny, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic.

“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?” she asked as she shook Little Johnny in anger.

“We were just playing “Church” mommy,” he said.
“I was just baptizing him... in the name of the Father, the Son and ... in the hole-he-goes.”


see also   Little Johnny  &  Religious   Sections

 

Dream Big

Leaping Baboons

Sudoku Sampler

Male Multitasker

British Tea Party

Trink Das Wasser Nicht

Redneck Air Conditioner

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Tumbleweed Twins

Redneck Skewers

Piano Dog

New Oil Company Sign

Need More Horsepower?

Dumped Truck

Italian Fire Exit

Submissions by Simon PentzFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

03-May-2016