joe-ks.com

Pothole Brothers
Boys will be boys - Little Johnny’s watered down version

After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, five year old Little Johnny, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic.

“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?” she asked as she shook Little Johnny in anger.

“We were just playing “Church” mommy,” he said.
“I was just baptizing him... in the name of the Father, the Son and ... in the hole-he-goes.”


see also   Little Johnny  &  Religious   Sections

Best seats in the house at Juilliard
Keyboard Seating
Making do in Titletown during the storm
Boston Mailbox
Calvin, is that you?
Snowman Meal
Home made rabbit ears
Funny Bunny
Sleep symmetry for pets
Sleeping Pets on Dog and Cat Naps
Canucks turn pond hockey into quite a racket
Canadian Tennis
Dentist invitation for well-used dentures
Chu Your Food Well
How to change a flatbed into a river bed
Bridge Weight Limits
Marriage seminars are easy for Bubba
Wife's Favourite Flower
Keeping your face warm all winter
Face Heater
Winter blahs!
Tired Of Snow
Latest 2fer Sudoku Puzzle: #s 14604-05
2fer Sudoku Puzzles

Submissions by Simon PentzFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

01-Mar-2015

QR Code

Top Joe-ks

Redneck Quotes
Spring Flowers
Mission Statement Gener ...
Phrases, Expressions & ...
Books Never Written
How To Draw An Owl
Phrases, Clichés, Expr ...
Chicken, Fox & Grain Pu ...
Daffynitions
Fortune Cookies - In Be ...
Texting Abbreviations f ...
'Do It' Professional Tr ...