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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


see also   Space  Section
Alien Seating
Astronomy Perspective
First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?
Giant Step For Mankind
Global Worming
Houston, We Have A Problem
India’s New Space Program
Moon Crane
Moon Theft
Redneck Space Shuttle
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13-Dec-2017