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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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23-Apr-2019