[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller
Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther
Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb
God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown
You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman
Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler
Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch
God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible
But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh
Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1
Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
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