[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee
God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown
If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie
Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker
Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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