New School Prayer

Alternative verse to The Lords Prayer


[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen




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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

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An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

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His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible


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