Sermon On Alcohol
Message on temperance

A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

And then finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

Sermon complete, he then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’ ”


see also   Religious   Section
2 At A Time
4 Stages Of Life
Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time!
Designated Driver
Drink And Drive Directions
Drink Refill
How Tequila Works
Husband Day Care Center
Irish Bar
Irish Flood
Lips That Touch Liquor
Men In Training
New Wine For Seniors
One Beer A Day
One Glass Per Day
Redneck Chandelier
Redneck Cooler
Redneck’s Flight Refund
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Sundae Sermon
Take The Bus
Texas Wine Glass
Whiskey Lurks Good

 

Water Bomber Pilot

Car Paint

Scottish Haircut

The Definition Of Old

Redneck Pool Table

Clint Eastwood

Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

23-Jul-2019