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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
