Russia’s Got Talent

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2016 Russia's Got Talent Show

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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21-May-2019