Gun Laws

Gun control for those above the law



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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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15-Oct-2019