First Signs Of Spring

Finding one man’s treasure hidden in a snow bank



Spring thaw reveals car hidden in snow bank

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain


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