Fast Beach Chicken

Gliding in a seagull’s jet stream



Seagull in front of background jets and jet stream

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


see also   Bird  &  Illusion  Sections
Angry Birds
Bird Smoker
Buddha Plane
Cold Canada Winter
Construction Clouds
Happy Sky
Here Comes Another One
Ice Cream Clouds
Jar of Birds
Jet Propelled Eagle
Painfull Skydive
Redneck Bird Feeder
Stork Exhaust
Titanic’s Non-Romantic Scene
Winter Mirror

 

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

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22-May-2019