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An alternative to talking to the wife





How to get along with your wife

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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