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How to get along with your wife

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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17-Jun-2018