That’s My Bed

Some dog beds are not to be shared



That's the dog's bed

Give your dog a good night’s rest with a heated dog bed

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Great, kid. Don't get cocky. - Han Solo

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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