Smelly Tree

Some arborists live and breathe their job



Tree in shape of a nose

Complete tree care and tree face sculpture

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Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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24-Nov-2017