Redneck Patient Transfer

Bubba is pleased to take part in medical emergencies

Be patient - this won’t take long





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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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