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To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

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