Redneck Patient Transfer

Bubba is pleased to take part in medical emergencies

Be patient - this won’t take long

Body bags for laid-back construction workers

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

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