Redneck Patient Transfer

Bubba is pleased to take part in medical emergencies

Be patient - this won’t take long





Body bags for laid-back construction workers

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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23-Feb-2018